Hairspraycanfc
FC 26 — final record
This is Hairspraycanfc's FC 26 record as it stood on 3 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
itsJoey33
CM493 goals, 407 assists and a 8.3 average across 500 games
Golden Boot
656
DGlines9
656 goals in 481 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.36
DGlines9
1.36 goals a game — 656 goals in 481 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
407
itsJoey33
407 assists in 500 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
166
itsJoey33
166 man of the match awards from 500 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
itsJoey33
8.3 average across 500 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
200
itsJoey33
689 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
Unc kobbie
80% accurate across 1378 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
34%
itsJoey33
493 goals from roughly 1450 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
500
itsJoey33
500 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
FR3D017
6.4 average across 113 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
34
FR3D017
34 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
FR3D017
34 goals from roughly 213 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
63%
FR3D017
63% accurate across 898 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
25
itsJoey33
25 red cards in 500 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
DGlines9
656 goals and only 264 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.68
FR3D017
77 goals or assists in 113 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Hairspraycanfc recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| itsJoey33 | 500 | 493 | 407 | 8.3 | 166 |
| DGlines9 | 481 | 656 | 264 | 7.6 | 68 |
| Josh_WWFC18 | 315 | 82 | 201 | 7.8 | 59 |
| Unc kobbie | 128 | 141 | 61 | 7.5 | 20 |
| FR3D017 | 113 | 34 | 43 | 6.4 | 1 |
| NoTJoshYT1213 | 30 | 7 | 15 | 7.5 | 2 |
| BRUVitzKANE | 17 | 6 | 2 | 6.3 | 1 |
| FBH_23 | 13 | 11 | 17 | 7.5 | 3 |
| Abbysdog 2757 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7.0 | 0 |
| ddehaneyy | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7.5 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.