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FC 26 season awards

FC 26 is being preservedEA wipes these numbers when the next edition lands. We took a copy — it will still be here afterwards.See the archive →

Player of the Year

Auzzie07

CM

160 goals, 205 assists and a 8.1 average across 200 games

Golden Boot

1027

ST

DrProfesorMakel

1027 goals in 590 appearances

Most goals scored

Bagsman

1.74

ST

DrProfesorMakel

1.74 goals a game — 1027 goals in 590 games

Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances

Playmaker

757

ST

DrProfesorMakel

757 assists in 590 appearances

Most assists provided

Big Game Player

71

CM

Auzzie07

71 man of the match awards from 200 games

Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances

Highest Rated

8.1

CM

Auzzie07

8.1 average across 200 games

Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances

The Wall

1156

ST

DrProfesorMakel

2569 tackles at 45% success

Most tackles won

The Architect

86%

ST

DrProfesorMakel

86% accurate across 31400 passes

Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes

Clinical Finisher

44%

CM

Auzzie07

160 goals from roughly 364 shots

Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots

Mr Reliable

590

ST

DrProfesorMakel

590 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad

Most appearances for the club

The wooden spoons

Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.

Worst Player of the Year

6.0

CM

Jonsey 31524

6.0 average across 22 games, and still picked

Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances

The Fraud

108

ST

kev1200

108 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.2

Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance

Wasteful

8%

ST

LimpLizard10

4 goals from roughly 50 shots

Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots

Hospital Pass

75%

CM

Slaminyamoma

75% accurate across 2606 passes

Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes

The Liability

10

ST

DrProfesorMakel

10 red cards in 590 games

Most red cards

The Selfish One

2.8:1

CM

C0NY3M05

22 goals and only 8 assists

Most goals per assist — never squares it

The Ghost

0.18

CM

Jonsey 31524

4 goals or assists in 22 games

Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances

Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 13 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.

A quick word from the person who built this

EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.

I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.

FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.

Buy me a coffee · £3Takes about twenty seconds. No account needed.