vanilla boy
FC 26 — final record
This is vanilla boy's FC 26 record as it stood on 1 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
TomTheShortGuy
ST131 goals, 53 assists and a 7.5 average across 136 games
Golden Boot
131
TomTheShortGuy
131 goals in 136 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.12
cubic_bear70
1.12 goals a game — 91 goals in 81 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
53
TomTheShortGuy
53 assists in 136 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
25
cubic_bear70
25 man of the match awards from 81 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
TomTheShortGuy
7.5 average across 136 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
39
minicooly23
79 tackles at 49% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
TomTheShortGuy
83% accurate across 1995 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
cubic_bear70
91 goals from roughly 239 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
136
TomTheShortGuy
136 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
6
cubic_bear70
6 clean sheets in 81 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
Qnormalll
6.7 average across 86 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
47
Qnormalll
47 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
IronSpiderHulk25
37 goals from roughly 231 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
IronSpiderHulk25
75% accurate across 1210 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
13
TomTheShortGuy
13 red cards in 136 games
Most red cards
The full FC 26 squad
Every player vanilla boy recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TomTheShortGuy | 136 | 131 | 53 | 7.5 | 32 |
| IronSpiderHulk25 | 99 | 37 | 50 | 6.9 | 10 |
| Qnormalll | 86 | 47 | 38 | 6.7 | 11 |
| cubic_bear70 | 81 | 91 | 31 | 7.3 | 25 |
| minicooly23 | 79 | 51 | 30 | 7.3 | 10 |
| RBFUNDED | 9 | 4 | 3 | 6.7 | 1 |
| No--Nonsence | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8.5 | 2 |
| Itzsharkz0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.