
Tempe Tavern FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
DougisDomed
ST371 goals, 236 assists and a 8.0 average across 320 games
Golden Boot
371
DougisDomed
371 goals in 320 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.16
DougisDomed
1.16 goals a game — 371 goals in 320 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
313
caliboy_1212
313 assists in 319 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
88
caliboy_1212
88 man of the match awards from 319 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
caliboy_1212
8.2 average across 319 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
115
caliboy_1212
360 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
NipNapNip
81% accurate across 2616 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
37%
DougisDomed
371 goals from roughly 1003 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
320
DougisDomed
320 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
23
Mcshloop
23 clean sheets in 119 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
Mcshloop
6.1 average across 119 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
21
Bob7210777
21 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
Sm0xy1
14 goals from roughly 78 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
caliboy_1212
70% accurate across 6028 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
caliboy_1212
6 red cards in 319 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
7.5:1
Mister EnJ3
15 goals and only 2 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.10
D00K13M4N
4 goals or assists in 40 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.