Not Him FC
FC 26 — final record
This is Not Him FC's FC 26 record as it stood on 7 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
USoMaaD
ST1003 goals, 493 assists and a 8.2 average across 704 games
Golden Boot
1003
USoMaaD
1003 goals in 704 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.42
USoMaaD
1.42 goals a game — 1003 goals in 704 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
615
Vandahoosie
615 assists in 989 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
232
USoMaaD
232 man of the match awards from 704 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
xEconomical
8.5 average across 42 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
142
Vandahoosie
711 tackles at 20% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
Tal-silva100
78% accurate across 1948 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
BEWARE-BLITZ
58 goals from roughly 135 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
989
Vandahoosie
989 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
BEWARE-BLITZ
6.5 average across 107 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
58
BEWARE-BLITZ
58 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
28%
xEconomical
47 goals from roughly 168 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
RicoMurda504
74% accurate across 6838 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
38
RicoMurda504
38 red cards in 415 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
USoMaaD
1003 goals and only 493 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.79
Tal-silva100
96 goals or assists in 122 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Not Him FC recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vandahoosie | 989 | 874 | 615 | 7.7 | 117 |
| USoMaaD | 704 | 1003 | 493 | 8.2 | 232 |
| RicoMurda504 | 415 | 399 | 324 | 7.8 | 87 |
| Tal-silva100 | 122 | 41 | 55 | 7.4 | 16 |
| BEWARE-BLITZ | 107 | 58 | 44 | 6.5 | 4 |
| xEconomical | 42 | 47 | 31 | 8.5 | 11 |
| Error_llII | 12 | 4 | 13 | 8.5 | 1 |
| Vibeonkool614 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5.8 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.