Nuh Clappaz FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Bryceperg
ST156 goals, 88 assists and a 7.5 average across 232 games
Golden Boot
156
Bryceperg
156 goals in 232 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.67
Bryceperg
0.67 goals a game — 156 goals in 232 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
90
VicelikeSquid58
90 assists in 189 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
59
Bryceperg
59 man of the match awards from 232 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
Bryceperg
7.5 average across 232 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
78
DoubleHH06
199 tackles at 39% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
DoubleHH06
86% accurate across 1935 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
22%
bubbaswallnow
10 goals from roughly 45 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
232
Bryceperg
232 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
Lefty8835
6.1 average across 101 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
12
Lefty8835
12 goals on a 6.1 average, against a squad average of 6.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
9%
Willo Westo
7 goals from roughly 78 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
temp-212334
71% accurate across 1138 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
7
DoubleHH06
7 red cards in 116 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.0:1
bubbaswallnow
10 goals and only 2 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.12
Willo Westo
12 goals or assists in 101 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 16 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.