Twinkies FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
BlackExcalibeR--
ST215 goals, 143 assists and a 7.6 average across 226 games
Golden Boot
215
BlackExcalibeR--
215 goals in 226 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.19
GalloVasquez
1.19 goals a game — 160 goals in 134 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
244
Baldinho_5
244 assists in 309 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
12
yoshi-ja10
12 man of the match awards from 59 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
Baldinho_5
8.0 average across 309 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
103
Baldinho_5
447 tackles at 23% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
yoshi-ja10
81% accurate across 631 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
SmokeyTorta
150 goals from roughly 357 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
325
ReyFlashterio
325 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
ch_isestrada11
6.6 average across 25 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
154
Fer-rooney7
154 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
ReyFlashterio
81 goals from roughly 426 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
SmokeyTorta
73% accurate across 1582 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
23
ReyFlashterio
23 red cards in 325 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
10.0:1
ch_isestrada11
10 goals and only 1 assist
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.30
PeakyBlnder78
6 goals or assists in 20 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 14 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.