MayoCafe
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ReeGaN7
CM31 goals, 24 assists and a 7.5 average across 78 games
Golden Boot
318
Fre2ky_
318 goals in 475 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.08
ItKingNat
1.08 goals a game — 254 goals in 236 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
403
Fre2ky_
403 assists in 475 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
118
okayReyes
118 man of the match awards from 424 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
Landosh
8.0 average across 410 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1048
Fre2ky_
1564 tackles at 67% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
Fre2ky_
87% accurate across 27274 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
Fre2ky_
318 goals from roughly 883 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
475
Fre2ky_
475 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
8
IAMNOTADDTOFE
8 clean sheets in 48 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.4
IAMNOTADDTOFE
5.4 average across 48 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
318
Fre2ky_
318 goals on a 6.3 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
11%
EmayasuharaUwU
20 goals from roughly 182 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
Landosh
70% accurate across 7197 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
17
Fre2ky_
17 red cards in 475 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
7.1:1
ItKingNat
254 goals and only 36 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.28
EmayasuharaUwU
61 goals or assists in 215 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.