Mari HAER FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Eindeus
CM61 goals, 77 assists and a 7.5 average across 197 games
Golden Boot
167
nightXcreeper
167 goals in 186 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.90
nightXcreeper
0.90 goals a game — 167 goals in 186 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
86
nightXcreeper
86 assists in 186 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
41
Eindeus
41 man of the match awards from 197 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
Eindeus
7.5 average across 197 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
178
nightXcreeper
556 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
nightXcreeper
86% accurate across 9338 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
22%
Eindeus
61 goals from roughly 277 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
197
Eindeus
197 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
Afique90
6.4 average across 23 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
26
shamirdatokan
26 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
1%
Dominikov7
1 goal from roughly 100 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
65%
shamirdatokan
65% accurate across 782 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
1
Piteghi
1 red card in 130 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
nightXcreeper
167 goals and only 86 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.06
Dominikov7
4 goals or assists in 72 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.