Hijabi Lads
All-time honours
Player of the Year
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ST119 goals, 36 assists and a 7.4 average across 111 games
Golden Boot
119
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119 goals in 111 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.07
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1.07 goals a game — 119 goals in 111 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
66
signoraman
66 assists in 86 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
25
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25 man of the match awards from 111 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
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7.4 average across 111 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
48
signoraman
210 tackles at 23% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
johnmcatee
83% accurate across 1085 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
johnmcatee
38 goals from roughly 123 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
115
ZakNigel
115 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
johnmcatee
6.6 average across 36 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
38
johnmcatee
38 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
14%
Harold-_-203
10 goals from roughly 71 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
6
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6 red cards in 111 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.3:1
NibNog-_-203
119 goals and only 36 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.49
Harold-_-203
22 goals or assists in 45 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.