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All-time honours
Player of the Year
burden99
ST82 goals, 53 assists and a 8.4 average across 54 games
Golden Boot
91
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91 goals in 85 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.52
burden99
1.52 goals a game — 82 goals in 54 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
75
Dobby has socks
75 assists in 88 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
21
burden99
21 man of the match awards from 54 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
burden99
8.4 average across 54 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
33
Hibbsy HD
137 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
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80% accurate across 1513 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
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91 goals from roughly 198 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
88
Dobby has socks
88 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.8
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7.8 average across 64 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
40
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40 goals on a 7.8 average, against a squad average of 8.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
15%
Hibbsy HD
33 goals from roughly 220 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
Dobby has socks
73% accurate across 1278 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
5
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5 red cards in 85 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.6:1
Hibbsy HD
33 goals and only 21 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.71
Hibbsy HD
54 goals or assists in 76 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 6 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.