U17 Haram ball
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ZantiXChapo
CM297 goals, 302 assists and a 8.0 average across 541 games
Golden Boot
746
Devour_NXTR
746 goals in 586 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.27
Devour_NXTR
1.27 goals a game — 746 goals in 586 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
481
Vibin_4k
481 assists in 737 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
129
ZantiXChapo
129 man of the match awards from 541 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
ZantiXChapo
8.0 average across 541 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
221
ZantiXChapo
598 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
ZantiXChapo
83% accurate across 11626 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
49%
nvm_leroy
40 goals from roughly 82 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
737
Vibin_4k
737 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
13
Vibin_4k
13 clean sheets in 737 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
nvm_leroy
6.6 average across 45 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
112
Aiden2funny_-
112 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
oracular_till7
124 goals from roughly 620 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
JustoXAppleJuice
73% accurate across 2672 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
18
Devour_NXTR
18 red cards in 586 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
13
Vibin_4k
13 clean sheets in 737 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
2.5:1
Devour_NXTR
746 goals and only 296 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.77
oracular_till7
238 goals or assists in 308 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.