Hair Arm FC
FC 27 — final record
This is Hair Arm FC's FC 27 record as it stood on 5 November 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
TheToxicGuy69
ST32 goals, 24 assists and a 8.0 average across 35 games
Golden Boot
83
Drilburpuffa
83 goals in 79 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.05
Drilburpuffa
1.05 goals a game — 83 goals in 79 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
64
Drilburpuffa
64 assists in 79 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
21
Drilburpuffa
21 man of the match awards from 79 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
Drilburpuffa
8.3 average across 79 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
40
Drilburpuffa
94 tackles at 43% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Whelo9948
84% accurate across 609 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
44%
TheToxicGuy69
32 goals from roughly 73 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
79
Drilburpuffa
79 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
cannonball90363
7.1 average across 60 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
59
cannonball90363
59 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
Baller0906636
22 goals from roughly 96 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
Ciankelly09
69% accurate across 845 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
5
cannonball90363
5 red cards in 60 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
Flynner157
15 goals and only 8 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.68
Whelo9948
30 goals or assists in 44 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Hair Arm FC recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drilburpuffa | 79 | 83 | 64 | 8.3 | 21 |
| Baller0906636 | 65 | 22 | 27 | 8.1 | 16 |
| cannonball90363 | 60 | 59 | 41 | 7.1 | 3 |
| Ciankelly09 | 50 | 34 | 35 | 7.7 | 5 |
| Whelo9948 | 44 | 19 | 11 | 7.3 | 3 |
| TheToxicGuy69 | 35 | 32 | 24 | 8.0 | 5 |
| Flynner157 | 20 | 15 | 8 | 7.1 | 1 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.