kirk united clu
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Abliddenzelly
CM231 goals, 100 assists and a 7.3 average across 299 games
Golden Boot
231
Abliddenzelly
231 goals in 299 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.77
Abliddenzelly
0.77 goals a game — 231 goals in 299 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
101
heveanlyrestrict
101 assists in 302 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
85
Abliddenzelly
85 man of the match awards from 299 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.3
Abliddenzelly
7.3 average across 299 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
169
Abliddenzelly
604 tackles at 28% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
EmptPurqs_
77% accurate across 982 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
elementfactor85
67 goals from roughly 216 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
302
heveanlyrestrict
302 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.4
Cxrt3rDaGoatt
5.4 average across 49 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
41
junebugg34
41 goals on a 6.0 average, against a squad average of 6.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
6%
Cxrt3rDaGoatt
3 goals from roughly 50 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
junebugg34
74% accurate across 739 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
Stmpyyy
16 red cards in 73 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.4:1
Stmpyyy
22 goals and only 5 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.00
poised-saddler27
0 goals or assists in 34 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 22 players in the squad, 17 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.