Hardly Boys
FC 26 — final record
This is Hardly Boys's FC 26 record as it stood on 8 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
SpiritedPark340
ST535 goals, 190 assists and a 8.2 average across 377 games
Golden Boot
535
SpiritedPark340
535 goals in 377 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.42
SpiritedPark340
1.42 goals a game — 535 goals in 377 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
204
Toastedds
204 assists in 343 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
167
SpiritedPark340
167 man of the match awards from 377 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
SpiritedPark340
8.2 average across 377 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
137
SpiritedPark340
509 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Pehtrafied
84% accurate across 1354 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
CookieRuntz9691
19 goals from roughly 42 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
377
SpiritedPark340
377 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
2
xReidMeisterBx
2 clean sheets in 17 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
Toastedds
7.0 average across 343 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
150
Toastedds
150 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
Doddys
116 goals from roughly 892 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
67%
Toastedds
67% accurate across 3871 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
14
Toastedds
14 red cards in 343 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.8:1
SpiritedPark340
535 goals and only 190 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
1.03
Toastedds
354 goals or assists in 343 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Hardly Boys recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SpiritedPark340 | 377 | 535 | 190 | 8.2 | 167 |
| Toastedds | 343 | 150 | 204 | 7.0 | 17 |
| Doddys | 170 | 116 | 86 | 7.2 | 21 |
| hillbily_onions | 62 | 44 | 47 | 7.5 | 8 |
| Pehtrafied | 22 | 11 | 47 | 7.1 | 0 |
| CookieRuntz9691 | 20 | 19 | 7 | 7.6 | 0 |
| xReidMeisterBx | 17 | 0 | 0 | 5.4 | 0 |
| cjkets14 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5.8 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.