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All-time honours
Player of the Year
LeanNoHennessy
CM11 goals, 17 assists and a 7.7 average across 50 games
Golden Boot
97
Tapzzzzzzzzzzzzz
97 goals in 85 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.14
Tapzzzzzzzzzzzzz
1.14 goals a game — 97 goals in 85 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
92
Tapzzzzzzzzzzzzz
92 assists in 85 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
31
calscruby1
31 man of the match awards from 106 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
calscruby1
7.7 average across 106 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
267
Tapzzzzzzzzzzzzz
544 tackles at 49% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
74%
Tapzzzzzzzzzzzzz
74% accurate across 4271 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
33%
calscruby1
88 goals from roughly 267 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
106
calscruby1
106 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
8
riffedmiff
8 clean sheets in 69 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
riffedmiff
6.2 average across 69 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
43
loxsaracen
43 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
LeanNoHennessy
11 goals from roughly 85 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
calscruby1
71% accurate across 2679 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
3
calscruby1
3 red cards in 106 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.3:1
loxsaracen
43 goals and only 10 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.20
SnowLoker
5 goals or assists in 25 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.