Boy bathroom fc
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Margelahh
ST2025 goals, 765 assists and a 8.5 average across 1197 games
Golden Boot
2025
Margelahh
2025 goals in 1197 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.69
Margelahh
1.69 goals a game — 2025 goals in 1197 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
2330
Struckzz8751
2330 assists in 1949 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
613
Struckzz8751
613 man of the match awards from 1949 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
Struckzz8751
8.6 average across 1949 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
445
Struckzz8751
1853 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
MJmicers9394
85% accurate across 13214 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
Margelahh
2025 goals from roughly 4939 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1949
Struckzz8751
1949 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
Sykez876
6.4 average across 34 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
242
tristan_balla
242 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
Sykez876
10 goals from roughly 59 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Ensuontop
72% accurate across 5511 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
17
Struckzz8751
17 red cards in 1949 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.3:1
MJmicers9394
1157 goals and only 351 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.52
OneKlyne
13 goals or assists in 25 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.