
Club De Goat
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
uncanny_wail38
ST251 goals, 153 assists and a 7.4 average across 249 games
Golden Boot
251
uncanny_wail38
251 goals in 249 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.01
uncanny_wail38
1.01 goals a game — 251 goals in 249 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
178
shanugoat10
178 assists in 235 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
55
uncanny_wail38
55 man of the match awards from 249 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
uncanny_wail38
7.4 average across 249 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
217
shanugoat10
749 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
azaanali30
83% accurate across 2264 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
35%
kabisyed
127 goals from roughly 363 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
249
uncanny_wail38
249 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
shanugoat10
6.6 average across 235 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
163
shanugoat10
163 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
shanugoat10
163 goals from roughly 709 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
kabisyed
69% accurate across 1486 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
Asad-Asfandyar10
16 red cards in 201 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.6:1
uncanny_wail38
251 goals and only 153 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.68
Dexter-1599
26 goals or assists in 38 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.