Sorensloose fc
All-time honours
Player of the Year
meow-lavii
CM86 goals, 63 assists and a 7.7 average across 167 games
Golden Boot
86
meow-lavii
86 goals in 167 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.53
kurruptsz
0.53 goals a game — 67 goals in 126 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
63
meow-lavii
63 assists in 167 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
58
meow-lavii
58 man of the match awards from 167 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
meow-lavii
7.7 average across 167 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
60
meow-lavii
376 tackles at 16% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
74%
kurruptsz
74% accurate across 1669 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
15%
meow-lavii
86 goals from roughly 573 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
167
meow-lavii
167 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.9
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5.9 average across 82 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
28
n0ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
28 goals on a 5.9 average, against a squad average of 6.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
6%
Waizy11
5 goals from roughly 83 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
28
xdBubda_
28 red cards in 146 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
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28 goals and only 12 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.15
Waizy11
10 goals or assists in 67 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 5 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.