Thatchers FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
AlexUrz1871
ST681 goals, 688 assists and a 8.2 average across 617 games
Golden Boot
1098
n1ckyk3nda11
1098 goals in 664 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.65
n1ckyk3nda11
1.65 goals a game — 1098 goals in 664 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
688
AlexUrz1871
688 assists in 617 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
174
AlexUrz1871
174 man of the match awards from 617 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
AlexUrz1871
8.2 average across 617 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
586
coop3rman15
2343 tackles at 25% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
rybo_1
86% accurate across 18578 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
DBond50
21 goals from roughly 46 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
664
n1ckyk3nda11
664 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
MattyHazell
6.4 average across 23 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
200
coop3rman15
200 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
25%
coop3rman15
200 goals from roughly 800 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
Lathers94
77% accurate across 2629 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
35
n1ckyk3nda11
35 red cards in 664 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
MightyLundog96
25 goals and only 11 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.17
MattyHazell
4 goals or assists in 23 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.