Chicken Noggets
All-time honours
Player of the Year
RazeUnreal17
ST220 goals, 152 assists and a 7.6 average across 237 games
Golden Boot
220
RazeUnreal17
220 goals in 237 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.04
Mosaba69
1.04 goals a game — 189 goals in 181 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
152
RazeUnreal17
152 assists in 237 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
31
Mosaba69
31 man of the match awards from 181 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.6
RazeUnreal17
7.6 average across 237 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
58
MrBananana232
201 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
Gabe2575
81% accurate across 1470 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
Mosaba69
189 goals from roughly 473 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
238
stern9lmj
238 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
razechips
6.7 average across 20 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
104
stern9lmj
104 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
2%
MrBananana232
2 goals from roughly 100 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
62%
Sp5der_Tuf
62% accurate across 983 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
Goatwithhorns2
6 red cards in 66 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Goatwithhorns2
20 goals and only 11 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.05
razechips
1 goal or assist in 20 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.