Chatch FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
StretchRelic
ST122 goals, 38 assists and a 7.7 average across 98 games
Golden Boot
122
StretchRelic
122 goals in 98 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.24
StretchRelic
1.24 goals a game — 122 goals in 98 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
80
McNastyRE
80 assists in 95 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
5
Casey23cp3
5 man of the match awards from 21 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
McNastyRE
8.0 average across 95 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
50
McNastyRE
86 tackles at 58% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
StretchRelic
80% accurate across 1327 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
Zxylouq
42 goals from roughly 135 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
98
StretchRelic
98 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
TigerFurson420
6.5 average across 69 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
42
Zxylouq
42 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
6%
ASAP_Orphan
2 goals from roughly 33 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
TigerFurson420
70% accurate across 557 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
1
StretchRelic
1 red card in 98 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.2:1
StretchRelic
122 goals and only 38 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.13
ASAP_Orphan
7 goals or assists in 54 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.