LINGUICADOS
All-time honours
Player of the Year
yGuizera 77
ST24 goals, 31 assists and a 7.7 average across 47 games
Golden Boot
268
jonesarceno1
268 goals in 258 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.04
jonesarceno1
1.04 goals a game — 268 goals in 258 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
200
sennazk
200 assists in 287 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
51
jonesarceno1
51 man of the match awards from 258 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
yGuizera 77
7.7 average across 47 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
38
Paulingogo
272 tackles at 14% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
yGuizera 77
77% accurate across 662 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
37%
vnnxGOD
100 goals from roughly 270 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
287
sennazk
287 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
5
thiisozk2
5 clean sheets in 13 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
vnnxGOD
6.7 average across 159 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
100
vnnxGOD
100 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
24%
negojubaia
42 goals from roughly 175 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
65%
sennazk
65% accurate across 3116 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
9
jonesarceno1
9 red cards in 258 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.7:1
jonesarceno1
268 goals and only 159 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.66
negojubaia
81 goals or assists in 123 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.