Mud dogs
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Palace_SB
ST847 goals, 233 assists and a 8.5 average across 426 games
Golden Boot
847
Palace_SB
847 goals in 426 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.99
Palace_SB
1.99 goals a game — 847 goals in 426 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
500
Searly_
500 assists in 412 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
141
Palace_SB
141 man of the match awards from 426 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
Palace_SB
8.5 average across 426 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
147
Rat_Micee
343 tackles at 43% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
Palace_SB
80% accurate across 4662 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
ELITE_COMBAT28
180 goals from roughly 419 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
426
Palace_SB
426 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
kjbabyxoxo
6.4 average across 42 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
23
lateer-skater
23 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
4%
kjbabyxoxo
2 goals from roughly 50 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
63%
Searly_
63% accurate across 5552 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
14
Searly_
14 red cards in 412 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
6.0:1
Slavicious
6 goals and only 1 assist
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.26
Slavicious
7 goals or assists in 27 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.