Angrydad Fc
All-time honours
Player of the Year
K1wixK1rk
ST32 goals, 15 assists and a 7.6 average across 35 games
Golden Boot
63
Elite D93
63 goals in 85 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.91
K1wixK1rk
0.91 goals a game — 32 goals in 35 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
93
Elite D93
93 assists in 85 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
8
K1wixK1rk
8 man of the match awards from 35 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
gml
7.7 average across 43 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
28
Elite D93
105 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
Elite D93
79% accurate across 1339 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
52%
K1wixK1rk
32 goals from roughly 62 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
85
Elite D93
85 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
PNJT-TNN5-4LP4
6.6 average across 28 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
15
D4RK_RL_1
15 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
TTVgingernip
8 goals from roughly 40 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
3
D4RK_RL_1
3 red cards in 37 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
K1wixK1rk
32 goals and only 15 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.32
stormy-cup2
9 goals or assists in 28 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 43 players in the squad, 30 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.