
5ive club
All-time honours
Player of the Year
KursedCakes-_
ST185 goals, 71 assists and a 7.3 average across 211 games
Golden Boot
185
KursedCakes-_
185 goals in 211 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.88
KursedCakes-_
0.88 goals a game — 185 goals in 211 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
72
BeenReppin
72 assists in 145 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
22
BeenTriIIx
22 man of the match awards from 97 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.3
KursedCakes-_
7.3 average across 211 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
106
young_knitter225
151 tackles at 70% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
KursedCakes-_
78% accurate across 2141 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
33%
KursedCakes-_
185 goals from roughly 561 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
211
KursedCakes-_
211 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
BeenHost
6.1 average across 26 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
7
Kxrsed_kAm
7 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
14%
Kxrsed_kAm
7 goals from roughly 50 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
66%
WHeroman12
66% accurate across 769 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
BeenReppin
4 red cards in 145 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.0:1
BeenTriIIx
10 goals and only 2 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.12
BeenHost
3 goals or assists in 26 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 16 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.