Paragon United
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Critical_Hits_20
ST902 goals, 426 assists and a 8.1 average across 611 games
Golden Boot
902
Critical_Hits_20
902 goals in 611 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.48
Critical_Hits_20
1.48 goals a game — 902 goals in 611 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
822
enslave_
822 assists in 889 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
164
Critical_Hits_20
164 man of the match awards from 611 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
DJ_Midd_08
8.5 average across 20 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
168
enslave_
886 tackles at 19% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
Critical_Hits_20
77% accurate across 7195 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
34%
DJ_Midd_08
16 goals from roughly 47 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
889
enslave_
889 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.2
RonnieLozman
7.2 average across 575 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
208
jimbobo90
208 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
RonnieLozman
91 goals from roughly 479 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
animalspence
69% accurate across 2058 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
44
jimbobo90
44 red cards in 615 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
ULTIMATE_Gstar
737 goals and only 344 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.36
RonnieLozman
207 goals or assists in 575 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.