
Toaster Utd
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
SappyAbyss66603
CM48 goals, 51 assists and a 7.8 average across 102 games
Golden Boot
88
DasSchvetz
88 goals in 125 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.70
DasSchvetz
0.70 goals a game — 88 goals in 125 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
51
SappyAbyss66603
51 assists in 102 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
34
SappyAbyss66603
34 man of the match awards from 102 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
SappyAbyss66603
7.8 average across 102 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
41
SappyAbyss66603
196 tackles at 21% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
DrToboggan 3264
80% accurate across 1503 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
21%
SappyAbyss66603
48 goals from roughly 229 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
146
Dontgivelip
146 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
Dontgivelip
6.8 average across 146 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
88
DasSchvetz
88 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
10%
DrToboggan 3264
26 goals from roughly 260 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
Dontgivelip
73% accurate across 1594 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
5
Dontgivelip
5 red cards in 146 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
DasSchvetz
88 goals and only 38 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.29
Dontgivelip
43 goals or assists in 146 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.