Jumpers Jump
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Goopburg
ST817 goals, 255 assists and a 8.4 average across 433 games
Golden Boot
817
Goopburg
817 goals in 433 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.89
Goopburg
1.89 goals a game — 817 goals in 433 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
491
Graf bikez
491 assists in 406 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
114
Goopburg
114 man of the match awards from 433 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.7
Graf bikez
8.7 average across 406 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
191
Graf bikez
547 tackles at 35% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
Goopburg
87% accurate across 5881 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
Goopburg
817 goals from roughly 1816 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
433
Goopburg
433 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
PIayIies
6.2 average across 62 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
17
PIayIies
17 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
crush my 2cb
47 goals from roughly 181 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
83%
crush my 2cb
83% accurate across 6415 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
1
Goopburg
1 red card in 433 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.2:1
Goopburg
817 goals and only 255 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.66
PIayIies
41 goals or assists in 62 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.