BABY SHARK
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Jorginho-Maestro
CM108 goals, 184 assists and a 7.9 average across 347 games
Golden Boot
108
Jorginho-Maestro
108 goals in 347 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.90
APHAOOO
0.90 goals a game — 19 goals in 21 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
184
Jorginho-Maestro
184 assists in 347 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
4
APHAOOO
4 man of the match awards from 21 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
gloomingbodd
8.0 average across 149 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
114
JeeTSKz
272 tackles at 42% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
88%
xStyler80
88% accurate across 775 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
44%
NTSnackz
84 goals from roughly 191 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
347
Jorginho-Maestro
347 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
maleesuaymak
7.0 average across 104 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
27
maleesuaymak
27 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
New0rderr
14 goals from roughly 54 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
81%
gloomingbodd
81% accurate across 2169 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
Dapn1a
6 red cards in 159 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
NTSnackz
84 goals and only 41 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.18
xStyler80
13 goals or assists in 72 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 19 players in the squad, 13 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.