Bad FootBallers
All-time honours
Player of the Year
GrimReaperKiIler
ST637 goals, 331 assists and a 8.1 average across 457 games
Golden Boot
2249
TheFlameOfGames
2249 goals in 1062 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.12
TheFlameOfGames
2.12 goals a game — 2249 goals in 1062 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1203
BackOnCrack69
1203 assists in 738 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
9
Bootzmann
9 man of the match awards from 21 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.8
TheFlameOfGames
8.8 average across 1062 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
329
TheFlameOfGames
1060 tackles at 31% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
TheFlameOfGames
84% accurate across 18933 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
69%
Acushla_LV
32 goals from roughly 46 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1062
TheFlameOfGames
1062 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
IronKhamees
6.6 average across 21 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
116
DerGIadiator
116 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
28%
BackOnCrack69
202 goals from roughly 721 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
BackOnCrack69
76% accurate across 14151 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
38
DerGIadiator
38 red cards in 307 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.7:1
TheFlameOfGames
2249 goals and only 818 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.25
Acushla_LV
48 goals or assists in 195 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.