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FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
FlatFeet26
ST162 goals, 108 assists and a 7.9 average across 121 games
Golden Boot
162
FlatFeet26
162 goals in 121 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.34
FlatFeet26
1.34 goals a game — 162 goals in 121 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
158
Slippyflump
158 assists in 107 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
28
FlatFeet26
28 man of the match awards from 121 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
FlatFeet26
7.9 average across 121 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
159
Slippyflump
468 tackles at 34% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
Slippyflump
87% accurate across 5288 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
FlatFeet26
162 goals from roughly 377 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
121
FlatFeet26
121 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
3
CAFCTID
3 clean sheets in 41 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.7
CAFCTID
5.7 average across 41 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
27
OneInchOfSadness
27 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
31%
xJosephKony69x
104 goals from roughly 335 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
BarmyBlue312
75% accurate across 611 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
Slippyflump
4 red cards in 107 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
FlatFeet26
162 goals and only 108 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.89
OneInchOfSadness
50 goals or assists in 56 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.