
Bizmack
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Clapz2Fine
ST118 goals, 59 assists and a 8.4 average across 70 games
Golden Boot
118
Clapz2Fine
118 goals in 70 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.69
Clapz2Fine
1.69 goals a game — 118 goals in 70 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
75
TK_hobo
75 assists in 96 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
30
Clapz2Fine
30 man of the match awards from 70 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
Clapz2Fine
8.4 average across 70 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
43
little-Reeeeeeee
187 tackles at 23% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
Clapz2Fine
80% accurate across 1070 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
37%
Clapz2Fine
118 goals from roughly 319 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
126
little-Reeeeeeee
126 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
NandoDaBandit
6.5 average across 48 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
19
NandoDaBandit
19 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
6%
starscurse
5 goals from roughly 83 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
9
TK_hobo
9 red cards in 96 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
Clapz2Fine
118 goals and only 59 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.42
starscurse
20 goals or assists in 48 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.