GALLO MORON
All-time honours
Player of the Year
FJEE_262
ST184 goals, 98 assists and a 7.8 average across 264 games
Golden Boot
588
xxjoaco11
588 goals in 506 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.16
xxjoaco11
1.16 goals a game — 588 goals in 506 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
251
xxjoaco11
251 assists in 506 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
63
FJEE_262
63 man of the match awards from 264 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
FJEE_262
7.8 average across 264 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
87
xxjoaco11
437 tackles at 20% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
FJEE_262
77% accurate across 3564 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
28%
FJEE_262
184 goals from roughly 657 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
506
xxjoaco11
506 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
Feli_Catta
7.0 average across 49 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
120
trapcapos05
120 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
21%
trapcapos05
120 goals from roughly 571 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
68%
trapcapos05
68% accurate across 3489 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
21
trapcapos05
21 red cards in 363 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
xxjoaco11
588 goals and only 251 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.78
Feli_Catta
38 goals or assists in 49 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.