Los Sacapuntas
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Preserve-
CM82 goals, 78 assists and a 9.0 average across 51 games
Golden Boot
144
JayAbreu2
144 goals in 147 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.61
Preserve-
1.61 goals a game — 82 goals in 51 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
119
JayAbreu2
119 assists in 147 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
23
Preserve-
23 man of the match awards from 51 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
9.0
Preserve-
9.0 average across 51 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
81
MrCrxss
183 tackles at 44% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Ksubius
84% accurate across 937 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
Preserve-
82 goals from roughly 182 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
147
JayAbreu2
147 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
CapitanJayC
7.0 average across 28 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
95
Ksubius
95 goals on a 7.3 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
12%
RayDula
5 goals from roughly 42 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
JayAbreu2
73% accurate across 1821 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
2
uhkinoo
2 red cards in 135 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.0:1
RayDula
5 goals and only 1 assist
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.11
RayDula
6 goals or assists in 55 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.