FC Mochachos
All-time honours
Player of the Year
surlier_sky
ST111 goals, 52 assists and a 7.4 average across 112 games
Golden Boot
111
surlier_sky
111 goals in 112 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.99
surlier_sky
0.99 goals a game — 111 goals in 112 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
61
UnderTheBed23
61 assists in 108 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
16
maxvww
16 man of the match awards from 55 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
surlier_sky
7.4 average across 112 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
27
SnazzyKazzyy
123 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
maxvww
78% accurate across 1072 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
UnderTheBed23
55 goals from roughly 177 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
123
SnazzyKazzyy
123 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
Jack4aiden
6.7 average across 93 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
20
Jack4aiden
20 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
14%
Jack4aiden
20 goals from roughly 143 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
surlier_sky
74% accurate across 1246 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
10
surlier_sky
10 red cards in 112 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
surlier_sky
111 goals and only 52 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.61
Jack4aiden
57 goals or assists in 93 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 6 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.