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All-time honours
Player of the Year
Muppet man12814
CM42 goals, 58 assists and a 8.1 average across 45 games
Golden Boot
54
orca568gr
54 goals in 53 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.02
orca568gr
1.02 goals a game — 54 goals in 53 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
58
Muppet man12814
58 assists in 45 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
17
Muppet man12814
17 man of the match awards from 45 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
Muppet man12814
8.1 average across 45 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
23
orca568gr
79 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
Muppet man12814
77% accurate across 632 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
orca568gr
54 goals from roughly 142 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
53
orca568gr
53 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
The Liability
4
orca568gr
4 red cards in 53 games
Most red cards
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.