Neat Bros FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
FiveEyedFreak
ST32 goals, 25 assists and a 8.0 average across 28 games
Golden Boot
51
AbotheGreat7616
51 goals in 34 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.50
AbotheGreat7616
1.50 goals a game — 51 goals in 34 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
35
GoldmEdaL_1
35 assists in 34 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
10
FiveEyedFreak
10 man of the match awards from 28 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
FiveEyedFreak
8.0 average across 28 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
72
GoldmEdaL_1
128 tackles at 56% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
GoldmEdaL_1
81% accurate across 1414 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
AbotheGreat7616
51 goals from roughly 121 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
34
GoldmEdaL_1
34 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
Bobduany5268
6.9 average across 22 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
6
griffdog73
6 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
The Liability
1
GoldmEdaL_1
1 red card in 34 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.4:1
AbotheGreat7616
51 goals and only 15 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.14
Bobduany5268
3 goals or assists in 22 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.