Jumper Cable FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
FunkyPidgeon730
ST110 goals, 112 assists and a 8.6 average across 69 games
Golden Boot
118
onxuz
118 goals in 131 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.59
FunkyPidgeon730
1.59 goals a game — 110 goals in 69 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
112
FunkyPidgeon730
112 assists in 69 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
22
FunkyPidgeon730
22 man of the match awards from 69 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
FunkyPidgeon730
8.6 average across 69 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
73
onxuz
166 tackles at 44% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
kuriizan
79% accurate across 731 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
49%
onxuz
118 goals from roughly 241 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
131
onxuz
131 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
jailbreakljr08
6.2 average across 37 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
6
jailbreakljr08
6 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
11%
jailbreakljr08
6 goals from roughly 55 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
9
onxuz
9 red cards in 131 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.6:1
kuriizan
110 goals and only 43 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.41
jailbreakljr08
15 goals or assists in 37 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.