VANILLA THUNDER
All-time honours
Player of the Year
suitandthai18
ST197 goals, 118 assists and a 8.0 average across 152 games
Golden Boot
197
suitandthai18
197 goals in 152 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.30
suitandthai18
1.30 goals a game — 197 goals in 152 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
118
suitandthai18
118 assists in 152 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
54
suitandthai18
54 man of the match awards from 152 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
suitandthai18
8.0 average across 152 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
130
BigDill
350 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
BigDill
80% accurate across 5763 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
xXPhazexD
140 goals from roughly 341 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
190
hmddd0
190 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
BigDill
6.8 average across 171 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
60
BigDill
60 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
10%
hmddd0
12 goals from roughly 120 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
TuZakka
72% accurate across 949 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
hmddd0
16 red cards in 190 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
JuicyKaido
115 goals and only 61 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.31
hmddd0
58 goals or assists in 190 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.