Irrational FC
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
QNx7
ST948 goals, 379 assists and a 8.1 average across 632 games
Golden Boot
948
QNx7
948 goals in 632 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.50
QNx7
1.50 goals a game — 948 goals in 632 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
446
Noobavenger3647
446 assists in 582 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
224
QNx7
224 man of the match awards from 632 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
QNx7
8.1 average across 632 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
142
uFeo Vaca
644 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
Tubegalore88
82% accurate across 2835 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
QNx7
948 goals from roughly 2370 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
632
QNx7
632 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
xJuggernaut123x
6.7 average across 248 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
35
xJuggernaut123x
35 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
15%
Tubegalore88
15 goals from roughly 100 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
TTV lm a Bot
75% accurate across 1742 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
34
QNx7
34 red cards in 632 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
QNx7
948 goals and only 379 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.28
Tubegalore88
57 goals or assists in 205 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.