assmunchers
FC 26 — final record
This is assmunchers's FC 26 record as it stood on 31 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
dubdaddy101
CM348 goals, 128 assists and a 7.8 average across 223 games
Golden Boot
348
dubdaddy101
348 goals in 223 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.56
dubdaddy101
1.56 goals a game — 348 goals in 223 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
223
davidhollinsnut
223 assists in 206 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
59
dubdaddy101
59 man of the match awards from 223 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
dubdaddy101
7.8 average across 223 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
44
davidhollinsnut
164 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
76%
dubdaddy101
76% accurate across 2141 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
dubdaddy101
348 goals from roughly 809 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
223
dubdaddy101
223 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
Ablecattle9844
6.7 average across 197 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
78
Ablecattle9844
78 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
Tryhard_nxtime
10 goals from roughly 63 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
xd_jadedcrib984
71% accurate across 854 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
32
Ablecattle9844
32 red cards in 197 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.7:1
dubdaddy101
348 goals and only 128 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.41
Tryhard_nxtime
20 goals or assists in 49 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player assmunchers recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dubdaddy101 | 223 | 348 | 128 | 7.8 | 59 |
| davidhollinsnut | 206 | 122 | 223 | 7.4 | 16 |
| Ablecattle9844 | 197 | 78 | 64 | 6.7 | 14 |
| A9 coco | 173 | 159 | 142 | 7.2 | 22 |
| Snekyduck20 | 128 | 65 | 70 | 6.9 | 5 |
| xd_jadedcrib984 | 92 | 56 | 32 | 6.7 | 8 |
| Tryhard_nxtime | 49 | 10 | 10 | 6.8 | 2 |
| LynxShad0w | 39 | 19 | 15 | 7.1 | 3 |
| wavesurf_97 | 20 | 8 | 7 | 7.4 | 3 |
| tobygoldy | 19 | 1 | 4 | 6.6 | 0 |
| seazys_ | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4.0 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.