Kings Crooks
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Riley20355678
CM66 goals, 19 assists and a 7.2 average across 124 games
Golden Boot
66
Riley20355678
66 goals in 124 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.53
Riley20355678
0.53 goals a game — 66 goals in 124 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
24
ObeseSigma
24 assists in 122 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
28
causal_revenge16
28 man of the match awards from 55 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
causal_revenge16
7.8 average across 55 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
15
causal_revenge16
79 tackles at 19% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
Riley20355678
83% accurate across 2296 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
17%
Riley20355678
66 goals from roughly 388 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
124
Riley20355678
124 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.3
ObeseSigma
6.3 average across 122 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
35
ObeseSigma
35 goals on a 6.3 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
5%
causal_revenge16
18 goals from roughly 360 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
ObeseSigma
74% accurate across 1250 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
12
STR_Hubber
12 red cards in 107 games
Most red cards
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.