
Steam Train
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Big Bonce Bobbo
ST108 goals, 74 assists and a 8.6 average across 77 games
Golden Boot
237
N79S
237 goals in 94 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.52
N79S
2.52 goals a game — 237 goals in 94 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
116
N79S
116 assists in 94 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
40
Big Bonce Bobbo
40 man of the match awards from 77 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
Big Bonce Bobbo
8.6 average across 77 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
248
N79S
460 tackles at 54% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
90%
Mxrk99
90% accurate across 690 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
76%
WhiteChoocolate_
23 goals from roughly 30 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
94
N79S
94 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
N79S
7.0 average across 94 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
237
N79S
237 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
43%
BIingstar
58 goals from roughly 135 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
82%
BIingstar
82% accurate across 805 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
2
Mxrk99
2 red cards in 53 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
N79S
237 goals and only 116 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.23
Mxrk99
12 goals or assists in 53 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.