
JOJO Boys
All-time honours
Player of the Year
dark035rose
CM855 goals, 308 assists and a 8.3 average across 485 games
Golden Boot
855
dark035rose
855 goals in 485 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.76
dark035rose
1.76 goals a game — 855 goals in 485 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
454
Joshua_East11
454 assists in 684 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
135
dark035rose
135 man of the match awards from 485 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
dark035rose
8.3 average across 485 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
100
alive_oval7
456 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
Joshua_East11
80% accurate across 8001 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
dark035rose
855 goals from roughly 2192 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
684
Joshua_East11
684 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
green_monkey1234
6.2 average across 57 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
73
Rehan_Ahmed0
73 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
15%
Swavio
6 goals from roughly 40 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Rehan_Ahmed0
72% accurate across 1105 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
32
Joshua_East11
32 red cards in 684 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.8:1
dark035rose
855 goals and only 308 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.34
Swavio
12 goals or assists in 35 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.