Seriøs Klubb
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Alexdenhellige
ST149 goals, 110 assists and a 8.0 average across 129 games
Golden Boot
149
Alexdenhellige
149 goals in 129 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.16
Alexdenhellige
1.16 goals a game — 149 goals in 129 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
110
Alexdenhellige
110 assists in 129 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
35
Alexdenhellige
35 man of the match awards from 129 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
Alexdenhellige
8.0 average across 129 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
30
Alexdenhellige
138 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
Alexdenhellige
81% accurate across 1543 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
Alexdenhellige
149 goals from roughly 347 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
153
ElBekinhoo
153 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
Tobbin
6.7 average across 107 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
56
Tobbin
56 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
TH_Kam1Kaz3
21 goals from roughly 105 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
Hkonsen
74% accurate across 814 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
OlliBuer
8 red cards in 78 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
OlliBuer
66 goals and only 37 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.63
TH_Kam1Kaz3
44 goals or assists in 70 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.