School of Fish
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
Mylyjael
ST269 goals, 167 assists and a 7.5 average across 306 games
Golden Boot
460
Buttcwak
460 goals in 540 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.50
Mirlohi
1.50 goals a game — 152 goals in 101 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
350
Buttcwak
350 assists in 540 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
71
Mylyjael
71 man of the match awards from 306 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
Mylyjael
7.5 average across 306 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1106
DustyCamelRider
1437 tackles at 77% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
DustyCamelRider
86% accurate across 18105 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
Juac007tacos
15 goals from roughly 33 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
540
Buttcwak
540 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
DustyCamelRider
6.5 average across 294 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
249
DustyCamelRider
249 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
15%
Kirk Diggler
42 goals from roughly 280 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
Buttcwak
73% accurate across 5436 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
28
Buttcwak
28 red cards in 540 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.6:1
Mylyjael
269 goals and only 167 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.29
Tyrone012
37 goals or assists in 126 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 17 players in the squad, 16 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.