The Zzzzzzzz
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Moghal2007
ST369 goals, 382 assists and a 8.1 average across 500 games
Golden Boot
991
Moghal2023
991 goals in 991 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.71
KungFuOggi
1.71 goals a game — 149 goals in 87 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
656
MaggotAJ
656 assists in 855 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
20
KungFuOggi
20 man of the match awards from 87 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
Ramz2302
8.2 average across 627 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
330
Moghal2023
892 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
HXVTLR
86% accurate across 771 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
Ramz2302
639 goals from roughly 1389 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
991
Moghal2023
991 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
cockney231079
6.9 average across 81 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
36
cockney231079
36 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
CARTER4985
249 goals from roughly 922 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
cockney231079
75% accurate across 987 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
7
MaggotAJ
7 red cards in 855 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.5:1
KungFuOggi
149 goals and only 33 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.14
ColinRossWilson
6 goals or assists in 42 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.