
Valenciaga FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Raka-Rs213
ST206 goals, 129 assists and a 8.2 average across 143 games
Golden Boot
577
KENZO_ARES
577 goals in 446 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.44
Raka-Rs213
1.44 goals a game — 206 goals in 143 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
518
KENZO_ARES
518 assists in 446 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
7
Wawa89300
7 man of the match awards from 20 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
KosaNostra-
8.2 average across 382 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
885
KENZO_ARES
1883 tackles at 47% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
KENZO_ARES
87% accurate across 27765 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
roksy94
28 goals from roughly 55 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
446
KENZO_ARES
446 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
kill_urvybe
6.6 average across 20 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
577
KENZO_ARES
577 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
29%
Ciro-Sa7
54 goals from roughly 186 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
Coupeur_2_vivre
78% accurate across 1996 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
13
KENZO_ARES
13 red cards in 446 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
roksy94
28 goals and only 15 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.40
kill_urvybe
8 goals or assists in 20 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 26 players in the squad, 21 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.