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All-time honours
Player of the Year
Memo-TR
ST813 goals, 736 assists and a 7.8 average across 809 games
Golden Boot
1504
SBFITZ
1504 goals in 950 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.58
SBFITZ
1.58 goals a game — 1504 goals in 950 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1036
SBFITZ
1036 assists in 950 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
138
Say_TuRK
138 man of the match awards from 560 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
Say_TuRK
8.1 average across 560 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
2241
SBFITZ
6792 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
SBFITZ
84% accurate across 52170 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
Kazigeo
279 goals from roughly 698 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
950
SBFITZ
950 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
SBFITZ
7.0 average across 950 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
1504
SBFITZ
1504 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
berkTHEturk
134 goals from roughly 496 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
berkTHEturk
74% accurate across 6274 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
25
SBFITZ
25 red cards in 950 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
baranbrooklyn
395 goals and only 197 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.66
berkTHEturk
324 goals or assists in 488 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.